Greetings, readers. We are back for more haikus in 2011. This first set begins with an ode to the Phillies' six-game losing streak, continues with a clarification about which "season" we're talking about, and ends with a stunning prediction for the playoffs.
I think that I shall
Never see the Phillies win
Again this season.
That is. Come playoff time, they'll
Vanquish all comers.
I foresee three Phillies sweeps:
D-Backs, Brewers, Yanks.